Chubby Little Loser

I'd like to take a moment out of sunshine and rainbows to admit something... please play the following song whilst reading....

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Ever think that you're a poser in a room full of SMPs and Marthas? I do! I feel particularly like Mr. Ricky Gervais, in the above episode of Extras, quite a bit in the Wedding-planning world... let me explain

•  I like my alt-rock music, and no no matter how many times you ask if I'll be playing Cannon in D, I am not. It's a beautiful piece and I hold no grudge against those who use it, it's just not for us. 
• Yes my gown is technically light gold and champagne... and I LOVE IT. There it's not white, not even a bit Ivory.
• I'll be honest my biggest excitement re: Bridal Shower = Prosciutto and Brie Sandwich + Wine. 
• No I won't be using my full given name on the invites, because technically it's not... (Dad changed it, we didn't find out till I was 2 months old- this is both hilarious and slightly embarrassing)
• Yes we bought my E-Ring USED.... OMG I said it USED, we also saved roughly $10,000.
• You know what I've Never,  NOT ONCE gotten an Out of Town Bag... mine will rock, but not because they have to. They are a luxury- get that straight ladies.
• Why wouldn't I hire someone to do my hair & makeup... because I do it everyday.
• Why wouldn't I spend a lot of money on a professional photographer? Because I have an awesome FSIL who rawks the DSLR.

 Not everyone is the same in the wedding world, not everyone has the same priorities. I just wanted to let any of my readers know that's okay. It's times like this I wish there was an Offbeat Bride version of Weddingbee. Maybe Miss Jello Shot? In addition to Miss CrackPipe on Bowie Bride... it's a small dream of mine.

Because honestly wouldn't that rock your freakin' socks off?